Introducing: The Donut Hole-der

A belt-mounted device that dispenses donut holes into your hand.

A tactical, belt mounted device that holds and dispenses donut holes
 directly into your hand.

Made using math, science, and too many donut holes in VT.
You don't need it, but you do want it.

How it works:

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Patent Pending

Food Safe & Dishwasher Safe

$12.99 + shipping · Estimated ready: Holiday 2026
Cool!
GLAZED · JELLY · BOSTON KREME · BLUEBERRY · CHOCOLATE · BUTTERNUT · OLD FASHIONED ·

Designed to work with nearly every donut hole known to mankind.

Even the trash ones, like blueberry.

How It Works

Three steps. That's it. You got this.

Click!

Step 1

Load it up!

Flip open the cap and fill it with 3 or 4 of your favorite donut hole treats.

I've optimized the design to work with over 80% of the donuts out there.

Just eat the other ones. You'll be ok.

Pop!

Step 2

Press to Dispense!

Simply press the lever to drop a donut hole directly into your waiting hand (or mouth — whatever floats your boat).

I've spent a year refining this to work well. My patent pending Drop-Stopper prevents the next donut from falling. Neat!

Eat it
Chew!

Step 3

Eat it!

I think you can figure this one out for yourself.

Created using both math
AND science

I've measured nearly 100 donut holes to determine the optimal design to work with over 80% of donuts. I ate a bunch too and forgot to measure them.

82 Donut holes
measured
80% Compatibility
confirmed
31 33 35 37 39 41 43 45 47 49 51 53 55 61 Donut hole diameter (mm)

Fun Fact

Donut holes are ellipsoids, not spheres

Did you know that? Neither did I. This means I had to measure 3 dimensions for each donut.