Dear Dunkin’:
Cool!
Designed to work with nearly every donut hole known to mankind.
Even the trash ones like Blueberry
6/17/2025 update: Patent pending!
Here’s how it works:
Step 1. Unbox
Step 2. Load
Very Handy!
Step 3. Dispense
My Offer to you:
I am prepared to make the deal of a lifetime.
I am not a fancy boy - I would like a pontoon boat.
Specifically, a Sun Tracker PARTY BARGE® 20 DLX w/ 60 ELPT FourStroke Command Thrust Mercury® FourStroke.
MSRP is $32,870 - not including the trailer (I’ll need that too)
I would also like to be crowned the “Butternut King of New England”
I think this is a fair deal, but am willing to talk to Tim Hortons if necessary.
Feedback so far:
| “My new favorite thing on the internet” - Adam P
| “Very weird and geeky” - Sam P
| “You thought of everything” - Alexandra S
| “My new favorite thing on the internet” - Adam P | “Very weird and geeky” - Sam P | “You thought of everything” - Alexandra S
| “This is innovation at its peak” - Shawn M
| “It’s elegant in it’s simplicity” - Paul J
| “You’re an inspiration” - Dan P
| “This is innovation at its peak” - Shawn M | “It’s elegant in it’s simplicity” - Paul J | “You’re an inspiration” - Dan P
| “This is so strange but I love it” - Harshy U
| “Very necessary. Love it” - Taylor B
| “Dunkin’ make it happen.” - Connor B
| “This is so strange but I love it” - Harshy U | “Very necessary. Love it” - Taylor B | “Dunkin’ make it happen.” - Connor B
| “This will absolutely disrupt the industry” - Jake H
| “Be the change you want to see” - Andrew B
| “This work is mysterious and important” - Rachel A
| “This will absolutely disrupt the industry” - Jake H | “Be the change you want to see” - Andrew B | “This work is mysterious and important” - Rachel A
“Is everything ok?” - my family
About the Donut Hole-der:
I made the first prototype in 2020 during a very strange time.
I am a Mechanical Engineer and work slowed down during COVID. I decided to merge my knowledge of Product Design with my passion for munchkins. This was the byproduct.
Life happened and I forgot about it. I got married, bought a house, and had a kid. This took a back seat.
Now, it’s time to share it with the world.
Why Should you trust me?
(I’m on the right)
I have been designing products for mass manufacturing for over a decade.
I am the co-founder of a collective of hardware experts called informal
I’ve helped create brain scanning headsets, 3d printers, burrito holders, and more.
I’ve visited manufacturing facilities in China too many times. I know how to make things and it’s all I’m good at.
I was born and raised in New England and my town of 20,000 people had two Dunkin’ in under 6.5 sq miles.
I live and breathe butternut donuts.
I won’t let you down.
