Dear Dunkin’:

I made something and I think you may like it.

I’m a simple man with simple needs.

Let’s make a deal.

The DONUT HOLE-DER device

Cool!

This is how it works:

Dispensing a glazed munchkin

Neat

Sweater!

Feedback so far:

“Hell yeah!”

“Very weird and geeky”

“Is everything ok?”

About the Donut Hole-der:

I made the first prototype in 2020 during a very strange time.

I am a Mechanical Engineer and work slowed down during COVID. I decided to merge my knowledge of Product Design with my passion for munchkins. This was the byproduct.

Life happened and I forgot about it. I got married, bought a house, and had a kid. This took a back seat.

Now, it’s time to share it with the world.

Overview of the device

Butternut -

Glazed -

Chocolate -

Blueberry -

Jelly -

Old Fashioned -

Butternut - Glazed - Chocolate - Blueberry - Jelly - Old Fashioned -

3 Easy Steps:

Step 1. Unbox

Step 2. Load

Dispensing a glazed munchkin

Very Handy!

Step 3. Dispense

My Offer to you:

I am prepared to make the deal of a lifetime.

I am not a fancy boy - I would like a pontoon boat.

Specifically, a Sun Tracker PARTY BARGE® 20 DLX w/ 60 ELPT FourStroke Command Thrust Mercury® FourStroke.

MSRP is $32,870 - not including the trailer (I’ll need that too)

I would also like to be crowned the “Butternut King of New England”

The ponton boat

I think this is a fair deal, but am willing to talk to Tim Hortons if necessary.

Why Should you trust me?

Me, with an owl

(I’m on the right)

  • I have been designing products for mass manufacturing for over a decade.

  • I am the co-founder of a collective of hardware experts called informal

  • I’ve helped create brain scanning headsets, 3d printers, burrito holders, and more.

  • I’ve visited manufacturing facilities in China too many times. I know how to make things and it’s all I’m good at.

  • I was born and raised in New England and my town of 20,000 people had two Dunkin’ in under 6.5 sq miles.

  • I live and breathe butternut donuts.


    I won’t let you down.